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I don't sleep...so I have lots of time to be on that beloved social networking site, facebook. I usually have pretty interesting convos but this is one of the funniest. I also love zombies..

Ian
"One day... I will be a fucking college graduate..And I'll still be working a greasy shit-job that I love.Haha."

Subrina
"hey whatever makes you happy"

Ian
"I'm destined to die young from brake dust."

Subrina
"oh right right and become a zombie fry chef?

COOL"

Ian
"Nah, zombie whore-pimp."

Subrina
"i dont know how
1.) pleasureable and
2.)sanitary that is"

Ian
"...yeah, I don't know how pleasurable that is either.
But, as for sanitation...fuck it, I'll be dead!"

Subrina
"not for you for the people who are soliciting the prostitution"

Ian
"Bah, they'll be dead in due time too : )
Besides, I'll be totally helping out all the Necrophiles."

Subrina
"oh right probably after eating their brain they wont really care about the stds...so would you eat their brains before or after?"

Ian
"Hmm..During climax, I suppose.
It's only fitting.
It'd add to the whole... climaxiness of it all."

Subrina
"yeah that makes sense. AHHGGGHHHHHHHHHH..BRAINS. chomp chomp silence"

Ian
"Hahahah!!!YES!YES!OM NOM NOM NOM."

Subrina
"song TITLE: 'sex and zombie candy'"

Ian
"I smell sex and grey matter here with me.
Who'se that nomming my brains with me?
Who's that casting carnivorous stares in my direction,
yeah, momma, this surely is the zombie apocalypse."

Subrina
"HAHAHAHA HELL YES
best song ever"

First.

First blog post

Too bad I can't just upload my brain to this, that would make life much easier. There is far too much to say then there is time to say it.
This is a blog for me, my thoughts, passions, obsessions, and interests. There isn't a set subject that I will write on nor do I care especially for others to read it. If they do, they will have a better understanding of who, Subrina is. I do a lot of ranting and I will probably change the names of the people i rant about...just to confuse you.
Some things to start you off with:
1.) I love to hate things
2.) I work at Barnes and Noble and I hate it, no it is not because I don't appreciate what I have. It is because it sucks to work where everything about your job is a lie. Where you're surrounded by sad middle aged middle-management who's only pleasure in their middle-failure of a life is to go on pointless power trips, don't punish me because your life only amounted to being a manager at Barnes and Noble...bitch
3.) I don't know where I'm going in life but I'm excited for the journey.
4.) I sound very pessimistic but I am quite happy with life...
5.) I love horror movies, zombies, 50s and early 60s, morbid romances, watching people, drinking tea, painting, and poetry.
6.) If it's dark I will love it.

That is about it for right now let me leave you with this fantastic picture of Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zeros